Then why can’t I paint you…Those are the opening lyrics to one of the top karaoke laser disc selections at my parents’ house when I was growing up. It’s the song “If,” by Bread,
which is not to be confused with the Janet Jackson “If” of the crazy awesome video. You know, the one that every dancer kid tried to emulate for talent show or competition, or whatever knock-your-socks-off dance performance.
In looking for that video, I couldn’t help but watch the whole thing. That part that starts at about 3 minutes…I got chills watching it again. ANYWAY, that “If” song by Bread bounced into my head because of the following two pictures. Except, I don’t think anyone would want to paint a picture of me after they see these pictures. That’s cool. They crack me up, and I hope they do the same for you.
I finally joined Costco and activated my membership card by taking this picture. Apparently, at Costco, I’m known as “Ol’ Winky-eyed Black Tooth.”
Family trip to Disneyland last Friday. I had fun on Space Mountain, I swear.
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